« I booked this apartment 11 months in advance, and specifically this apartment because it was (and still is) being advertised that it has a sea view.
Having looked forward immensely to a weekend by the sea, staying in an apartment overlooking the sea, you can imagine my disappointment on entering the apartment to find not one sea view from the apartment.
On contacting the owner, he advised that as someone else had paid him more (through an alternative travel website) he gave the apartment...