I was writing the most articulate review possible to dissuade anyone from staying at this nightmare of a Vrbo but there’s a 1500 character limit I hit on the first area alone, so now I’ll be bulletpointing everything I can. Don’t worry I still have the photos and videos timstamped proving everything…Heavy Smell of human excrement outsideInside the kitchen was a filthy sink and countertop and moldy sponges.All glasses and dishes were disgustingly dirty with no way to clean effectively (no dish soap) Unattended Lit candles in EVERY room, some so strong I couldn’t enter the room the entire stayThe dishwasher had pineapple and other trash coating the bottom. Like an inexcusable amount. No dish soap in the house, no hand soap ANYWHEREKids underwear behind the 1st floor toiletCigar wrapper above the medicine cabinet (non smoking property)Showers and tubs in both bathrooms not cleaned, hair in the basin as well as caulk and glue in the master shower Walls were coated in dirt, an orange substance like sauce, and fecal material in the wall of the master bathroomCarpets were never cleaned. The amount of dirt and garbage on the stairs leads me to believe they’ve never been cleanedDirty toilet paper in master bathroomRandom KNIFE in the master bedroom on top of the ACBugs in window sillsCockroaches in master bedroomNo functioning vent in master bedroomVent in 1st floor bathroom is covered in dirt.character limit. I have more, just avoid staying.